Hn. Honestly, introductions are quite bothersome.. therefore I will keep it simple. Madara Uchiha. If you need more clarification or understanding about who I am, then just die.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
-narrows eyes- Don’t act innocent, you helped me.
-closes eyes- correction, that masked man did.. I was dead. -scratches cheek- still very sad to hear about.
(Source: simplista)
Temple run you cannot trick me.
-walks around aimlessly around village-
“Well this is awkward.”
(Source: godaime-hokage-tsunade)
“First of all I am not cute, second what is a looney toon?”
“I said trying to be cute.” She shrugged, finding the thought of calling a grown supposedly-dead man cute completely…shrug worthy. “Let’s just say you being in it would be hilarious.”
“I am not trying or am cute, sadly neither are you.” He sighed and placed a hand on his cheek. “I was actually wondering if you and Konan could do a photo shoot to bring in more money.. but then.. you arrived with Sasuke.. and those plans are LONG gone.” He tilted his head slightly. “Alright..”
“Carrots are useless, and so are you.” He bit his finger
like a kawaii mofoand closed his eyes. “Carrot, do not call me that.”“Stop trying to be some sort of cute adult. Are you applying for looney toons or something?
“First of all I am not cute, second what is a looney toon?”
I’m not a carrot! mardardar!
“Carrots are useless, and so are you.” He bit his finger like a kawaii mofo and closed his eyes. “Carrot, do not call me that.”
/faint chuckle/ You really ought to stop by HQ one day and knock some sense into him. He’s softer than he looks, though he’ll never admit that.
Gee. I wonder why HQ is such a bad place to be… There’s this creep that wants to chop my neck and my hair off. And let’s not forget about the other men there. Woah wait— Madara’s a softy?
Hey there softy :D
/faint chuckle/ You really ought to stop by HQ one day and knock some sense into him. He’s softer than he looks, though he’ll never admit that.
Gee. I wonder why HQ is such a bad place to be… There’s this creep that wants to chop my neck and my hair off. And let’s not forget about the other men there. Woah wait— Madara’s a softy?
I’m the best there is, duh.
“Oh really? Where is your mangekyou hm?” He teased.
(Source: mad-areyauchiha)
